Saturday, October 30, 2010


Can we take your order?

I'll take an order of this please. I could just eat 'em up!

Poor kid!
Happy Halloween!

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Shoe La La!

My shoe heaven.
I want one of THESE! I also want a closet for one of these babies to fit in.
Talk about "Oh La La"!
Have a SPOOKtacular weekend!

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

What I Can and Can't Do

I Can...
carry a child for nine months
pee every five minutes because I'm carrying a child
wear fat clothes
be uncomfortable
fight heartburn
stay active while preg
cope with psycho emotions that drop out of nowhere
deal with kankles
Give birth NATURALLY. Yep, no drugs my friends. Not by choice mind you. Hell no! My babes just like to come fast. Really fast. It hurt bad. Really really really bad. I am woman hear me roar. Whatever...I cried like a baby.

I Can't...
bowling ball boobs
maxi pads~yuck!
sore nipples (sorry was that TMI?)
come home from the hospital still looking like I'm 4 mo. preg.~ugh.
wear fat clothes
stay up all night (Last night was ugly. He cried, I cried, he cried, I cried.)
keep up with my normal schedule and a newborn
imagine my life without my precious Berkley (Even if he hurt me really really bad!:D)

I Will...

It's one thing to have to carry and give birth to a child. It's another to have to deal with all the other crap on top of caring for a newborn. God...I have a bone to pick with you!:D

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Oh Goody Goody!

Did you deliver your baby at a hospital kind enough to send you home with a goody bag as amazing as mine?
Lucky girl!
We are doing surprisingly well here. I'll post more pics as soon as I have some decent ones. We have a professional photo shoot this week. Can't wait! It has been so dark here I can't get any good shots. I forget how a newborn consumes all!
Be back to blogging umm...who knows?:D
Happy Tuesday.
P.S. Today I am determined to get out of my house. Going a little crazy!
I want to go pick myself up a pair of THESE. BFF.

Friday, October 22, 2010

He Arrived!

Welcome to our world.
Berkley Jeron Walker
7 lbs. 13 oz.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

These Eyes...

Do I need Botox?
Failed the induction test today but it's coming soon. Very soon. I can feel it. Or is that just gas?
Stay tuned!

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Nope...No baby.

Dear Dr. B (My OBGYN),
I know that you are far, far away tending to "'family business" in Germany (ya right, more like drinking beer in your lederhosen) but I write to you today to give you several valid reasons for letting your partner, Dr. Fancy Pants (aka Dr. M who wears fancy shoes and is super nice but I like you and your Vans better) work his magic and sign some paper that says it's okay to remove the human alien from Princess Pookie's body (aka me).

Here goes:

1. Paid $40 for a fancy pedicure that I can't see.
2. Have officially grown out of all maternity clothes.
3. Ran out of Tums.
4. The random pain in my butt that literally knocks me to my knees.
5. Because I'm going to have that 8lb. baby you promised me I wouldn't have.
6. I've had to wear the same pair of shoes like 7 days in a row now due to "comfort". As if!
7. My boobs have gone from plums, to peaches, to cantalopes.
8. Because I cried 4 times on my birthday (which was yesterday) for no reason.
9. Have to pee 25 times a day. I can't afford all that toilet paper!
10. Kankles!

Have a safe flight home.
Your favorite patient...
Jo Dee

P.S. Could you bring me home a beer because I think I'm gonna need one!;)

Thursday, October 14, 2010

It's FFF (Fabulous Fashion Friday)

Okay, THESE are just darn cool and I'm seriously considering getting one.
Should we make it a group order because you want one too?
It's FRIDAY. Make it a fashionable one.
P.S. Sure hope I don't have to see you on Monday. I better have a baby in my arms. However, not holding my breath. UGH!
P.S.S. Need something to do this weekend?
Check THIS out and go buy something from my table.:)

500 and Counting

Today marks my 500th post. Yep. 500. I'm not so sure that is something to be proud of but it's certainly an accomplishment of some sort?? And for my 500th post it just so happens that I'm posting about a toilet...or lack there of. Ironic. 500th post and toilets. I can't help but chuckle at that. So my life.
I'd like to show off my brand new bathroom floor laid by my Prince Charming. Didn't he do such a superb job? I won't tell you that he cried like a baby when he saw that I chose "mosaicish" tile instead of boring 12x12 hunks. As for me...unfortunately my wall color choice (lemon yellow) was a complete DISASTER. So, back to ground zero~white. Which is so out of character for me but I refuse to make any more decisions at 9 mo. fat. White it shall stay. For now. Now only if I could get a royal throne in there. Oh Prince Charming...What are you doing tonight? Isn't it interesting how priorities shift when you're nine months (and counting) preg. Toilets~my BFF as of late.


This funky mirror and maybe these decals. No, these were not included in the original decal palate presented a few posts back.
However, I'll take a toilet above all!

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Because You're ADORABLE

Once upon a Lu Lu...I'll always LOVE you you!

And when our little family turns to #5 (Everyday she counts how many people are going to be in our family.) I will love you just the same.



Monday, October 11, 2010

The REAL Deal

My outfit is awesome!

Using left over Halloween party napkins as toilet paper. No joke.

Why isn't there a baby in here yet? Why oh why?

Toys, laundry, mess. Welcome to my home. Would you like some tea?

Unmade beds~everywhere.

Sicko feet. Being pregnant is so dumb!

Freakin dishes. Go away!

I did NOT eat all of these. Really. I didn't.

Beading frenzy taking over my kitchen.
Wanna know why? Click HERE.

What would we find in your reality?


This morning I have been 1 billion percent inspired. Talk about eye candy.
Scroll down!
Tea, crumpets and a dose of shopping...too darling!

Pink checkered flooring. Are you kidding me?

Ooh la la...look at all those fabulous colors.

Pink planters~delish!

Someday I will own a shoppe of my own.
Until then I will let THIS little gem be my inspiration.
Anyone want to take road trip with me to see this in person?

Have a MM!
(Marvelous Monday)

Thursday, October 7, 2010

It's FFF (Fabulous Fashion Friday)

I figure every pregnant woman should reward themselves with fabulous lounge wear. Especially to wear home from the hospital. Hence my choice to feature fabulous lounge wear for FFF today. But then I started searching. Found this fabulous lounge wear on these fabulous bodies. Then I cried, went to the bathroom and went to bed. Stupid Victoria's Secret. I know better!:D

I love how they make flannel and thermal sexy.

Hey Prince Charming....

That's's FRIDAY!
Happy weekend all!

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

What year are we living in?

Just a little late night catalog bashing...

If you have a pair of these in your closet go get them NOW and flush them down your toilet. I'm not kidding!

This is an interesting length. Boot cut trousers at "ankle length". Don't know if I've ever seen that one.

The ribbed turtle neck. Donate it to the turtle farm! ICKY!!

No comment.
Wait, one comment. You should know better!
"Back by popular demand" ya right...maybe in Minnesota.
Heaven help us. THREE uglies to choose from.
Style 1~President of the PTA and wears Dickies with denim button downs.
Style 2~Drives a mini van and doesn't believe in sugary snacks.
Style 3~What? I like camels!

Same price as in year 1995. Bargain.

I swear my mom had the maroon coat. Back then it was FUGLY!
Warning: Don't mess with a sleep deprived pregnant lady with a Sharpie!
I have no idea why I even get this catalog let alone take time to browse it?? Mystery.
P.S. Now THESE jeans are worth browsing!