Monday, January 31, 2011

Weekend Fashion

Rainbow of silly color!

Check out my rockin double chin!

Welcome back Monday.
Welcome back messy house. (Although you never left.)
Welcome back new week of fashion adventures.
Welcome back YOU!

Thursday, January 27, 2011

It's FFF (Fabulous Fashion Friday)




Fittingly FABULOUS!

Heaven help me FUGLY! (sorry Mom)

Out of this world FABULOUS!

: It's not that hard. It's really not. I promise!
Assignment: Make an effort this weekend. You deserve to feel pretty!

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Pound it...I found it!

THESE tanks are the bom! The price is right. The fit is luscious. The length is perfect. The comfort level is over the top. Trust me, they won't last long so you better wash your face, put a bra on and go pick yourself up a couple. I'm telling you they are even worth dragging the children along for the purchase. You're welcome for making the recommendation!:D
P.S. It's almost Friday!

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

This just could be a need

Diggin' it. Want it. Price is right. Hmmm...
Prince Charming if I'm not home when you get home from work I had to run to the "grocery" store. Yes the grocery store uses GAP bags. It's called recycling!
Do you want it too? Click HERE.
P.S. Maybe falling head over heals for THIS one too.

Monday, January 24, 2011

It's Trendy Tuesday...Do You Dare?

The boat-neck striped T.

The TREND that just keeps on keeping on.

I love stripes. I love boat-necks. I love wearing my striped boat-neck T on my yacht with my patent blue "boat shoes" (BTW love that THESE made a come back.) Did I mention my yacht fits in the bathtub?:D

What a boat-neck top means to me:
1. Hooray! Spring is on the way.
2. Navy stripes. I swear I will wear navy one of these days. Then once again default to boring black.
3. Do I look like a sailor? Who cares, sailors are hot.
4. Classic comfort in the Hampton's. Game of Polo anyone?
5. Do these stripes make me look fat?

And most's still a t-shirt without looking like a boring stupid t-shirt. Does your wardrobe include a striped boat-neck top? It should!!!! It's one of those TRENDS that can hang in your closet for 10 years and still be in style. Go. Shop. TREND it up now. I DARE YOU!

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Weekend Happenings

I'm Back! Almost. It's taken three months but I finally found my polka dot loving, hot pink wearing, crazy headband, chunky jewels self. At least for a couple hours. Then of course I came home and went back to THESE but...I feel good. Real good. Now I shall patiently wait for jean fitting day. However, there will be no breath holding for this day. If I did I for sure would be dead! You know, having babies can really screw up a butt.

Hello my heels. I missed you. Look, I brought you flowers
so you wouldn't be upset by the lack of attention.
Want a pair of cutie flowers for your shoes?
Comes see me HERE!

Lulu was feeling left out and wanted a photo shoot of her own. Can't blame the girl.

Like Momma like daughter.

It's MONDAY! Are you ready for the week that awaits you?
Me either. I already need a nap.
P.S. Seriously, you must get yourself a pair of THESE. They are a Mom's BFF! If THESE are your BFF do yourself a favor and throw them away now. Why? Because they are FUGLY (that means SUPER ugly) and they make you look fat!

Thursday, January 20, 2011

It's FFF (Fabulous Fashion Friday) for your iPod

This song FOR SURE is in my top five favs.
Happy Friday.
Happy tunes.
Happy shopping.
See you next week!

P.S. Click HERE for the revised poster! Thanks Eva.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Whoopsie!~A little follow up

Thanks Annette for pointing out the misspelling of "Alright" on the poster below. I didn't even notice it! I have convo'd the seller and she is working on the edit now. However, question for you. Is it "alright" or "all right". Let us ponder a moment.Tricky eh?!

Let's just hope THIS website doesn't find the poster on Etsy. Please note: The link is to a site called "regretsy". It's totally hilarious but view with caution. The writer is totally crude but I have to admit it's slightly entertaining. Naughty! Mocking other's so-called talents. But I bet regretsy makes you giggle too!

On a different Berks photo update. He's ginormous now! How does that happen?

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Gonna Be Alright

P.S. Is it too early to decorate for Valentine's Day? Good, cuz I've started.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Weekend Smiles

Lucy's princess creation. Notice the green polka dots on her forehead.
When I asked her what they were she said, "Polka dots from the sun" (freckles).
Don't you just ADORE children's artwork?
Gingersnap cookies made by my son who I have decided is going to be my personal chef. We'll eat cookies and pancakes everyday but none the less, I'll officially have a personal chef.

Red velvet bow shoes for $4.89. Yep...four dollars and eighty nine cents.
It's okay to be jealous of my steal of a deal.

FINALLY! A bra miracle.
(Yes, that would be a picture of my bra, that I personally wear, posted on my blog in case you were wondering.)

Fresh flowers from my Prince Charming.
Okay...fine...I bought them for myself but I'm sure Prince Charming meant to bring me these flowers. Or not.:)
Here it is, MONDAY again.
May we all find joy in our journeys this week!
I "get" to go to the dentist today to get my skaggle tooth fixed~UGH~that is anything but joyful!

Thursday, January 13, 2011

It's FFF (Fabulous Fashion Friday) Anthropologie Style

This is what came up when I googled the definition of Anthropologie:

Anthropologie is a retailer of high-end women's clothing and other merchandise run by Urban Outfitters, Inc. Founded in 1992 by Richard Hayne, Anthropologie was designed to appeal to 30- to 40-something affluent professional women with total family annual income above $200,000.
"30-40 something affluent professional women with a total family annual income above 200,000." Ah that's why I rarely buy anything here. It's for 30-40 yr olds!:)

Friday Night GNO

Saturday Sun Chillax
(This will not be happening anywhere near my neck of the woods but this is for those of you who are fortunate enough to see the sun.)
Saturday Errand Delight

Saturday Hot Date


Sunday Kickin' it

Sunday Worship

Here's to a weekend full of style, relaxation and pretending like I can afford to dress like this. Thank goodness for cyber shopping carts and the delete button!

It's Friday...Enjoy!

All of these fabulous clothes can be found HERE.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Real Deal

Okay. Here's the deal. Motherhood is currently kicking my butt. I cannot lie. I miss having clean shirts (I've got a puker kid), my totally impractical shoe collection (carrying a baby in heels....right) and that thing called "time". It's not fair that I am forced to choose between shaving my legs or brushing my teeth. Ew! I'm tired. I'm weary. I'm frustrated. There are days when being a Mom just sucks. (Criticize me all you want you perfect mom jean wearing, Prozac addicted Mommy's.) All I can say is praise the Lord for bedtime, the DVR and my magazine collection. Speaking of magazines, you might want to subscribe to THIS one or THIS one. They are both great little mail treats! Gotta get back to my day job. Wish me luck!;)

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Found It!

While being out and about yesterday I found my saying for 2011.
(I really wanted to buy the sign but the stupid thing was $95.)

Don't you love it too?
I'm feeling a create-my-own version project coming on!
P.S. Why has God blessed me with yet another baby who does not appreciate my out and about adventures? He is such a little twerp to take shopping. Oh Nanny....where are you?;)

Monday, January 10, 2011

It's Trendy Tuesday...Do You Dare?

Buh-bye skinny jeans (okay not really~darn!) and HELLO Mr. Wide Leg.
I missed you. Really! Your sister Ms. Skinny hasn't really been working out for me. Or for 75% of the population in my opinion. Especially for that girl I saw in Jamba Juice but that's a story for another day.
I welcome you back to the runways with open arms and wedge shoes. Now only if I could get my postpartum jelly butt to fit in a pair of you. Wish me luck. And bless me with the will power to stop eating the freakin pie. Stupid pie!

Do you dare?