(Idea: to add a little fanciness to this flower arrangement all I did was print merci on cardstock, tape it to a skewer, and tie a little bow around it. Fabulous! Right? Pretending to be fabulous really isn't all that hard.)
Shop. Eat cake. And wear something fabulous.
P.S. Start your Saturday with THIS fabulous workout!
Are any of you out there members of livingsocial.com? or I guess groupon is the same idea. (I really like livingsocial btw. I've got some super cool deals lately. You should consider subscribing if you're not a member.)
Well lately a of couple of "boudoir" aka 80's version glamor shot deals have come through. Speaking of glamor shots, my sister did a session back in the day and they are my favorite pictures EVER! Love you sis.! You should totally pull those out for the grandkids!;)
So.... Out of curiosity I chose to click on the deal. I had no idea. TA DA. HERE is a version of today's glamor shots. Hmm...pictures of undies wrapped around fat legs. What on God's green earth is one going to do with a photo like that? If I gave a pic like that to my hubs he'd laugh his head off. That is after I laughed mine off first. AWKWARD! How about THIS?"Mommy, do you always wear red high heels to bed?" Oy yoi yoi! To each his own I guess.
What's the point of boudoir pictures? A good laugh 10 years from now. Come on. Do you really think your significant other really wants to be gifted pictures of this nature? Don't be fooled. We all know what he'd rather have!;)
Oh wait, oh wait! I get it now. "Hey honey, I have a headache. But, boy do I have a treat for you." (A picture of my muffin top and saggy boobs. Ooh la la! Enjoy!)
P.S. Did I just post about porn? Sorry about that.
I spent the majority of my weekend sitting in fitness trainings. Be warned. I'm on a slight fitness kick and enjoying every minute of it. Gig Harbor peeps, thank your lucky stars I'm no longer your instructor!;)
Came across this pic. on pinterest.
You know what I think about it?
This girl hasn't done a Tricep dip ever in her life. It completely annoys me that someone would take a pic like this and imply that you can have that body if you do that workout. No. No. Don't be a dummy. You can have that body if you eat a stick of gum for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And then, tomorrow you die.
This girl on the other hand...
She knows how to do a Tricep dip!
Also found this workout on pinterest.
It's a goodie and can be completely done in your living room.
kids to school. check. dishes done. check. workout complete.check. laundry folded. tomorrow. pool time. you better believe it. AZ rocks!
looking for some new poolside attire? THIS in radish (red) would suit me well. poolside pants to hide my leftover baby blubber. sleek shades a must. with the scent of THIS in the air. (note: now that i'm not 16 i no longer use this product in the sun but, the smell sure brings back memories at the lake.)
p.s. according to Prince Charming, who is male, I need to clarify yesterday's post. I need a "set of" perfectly perky boobs. not balls. geesh.
Uh-maze-ing! They're like wearing fluffy pink cotton candy. And let us not forget the ever-so-delicious colors that they come in. Save your pennies for a pair. Complete THIS workout (Can I please have that butt?) and you'll deserve a pair. Or two!
May your HappyEaster weekend be filled with little chocolate bunnies, delicious deviled eggs, and delightful spring bouquets. Oh yes, and let us not forget the peeps that I kinda like in a this is strange to eat and tastes gross sort of way.
P.S. Like the silly vase pictured above? click HERE. It was a NY souvenir to myself purchased at the Jonathan Adler store in Soho.