Friday, November 5, 2010

It's FFF (Fabulous Fashion Friday)

I could do a pretty freakin sweet moonwalk in a pair of these snazzy babes!
Oh Prince Charming...I want THESE! Hint...Hint...
Even cuter in THIS mini version. Lulu MUST have some too!
Hot Diggity, It's FRIDAY.
Let's go shopping!

Thursday, November 4, 2010

1:27AM

Doing: Humming in my baby boys ear.
Thinking: Darn I wish those shoes were in my size. (Hit Nords sale yesterday.)
Wanting: A Jamba Juice
Hoping: My baby boy doesn't poop...again.
Wishing: My hair was longer
Wondering: Why do my bathroom towels still stink?
Feeling: Exhausted (duh) but blessed. Very, very blessed.

Here's to 1 am randoms.
Going to bed now. Maybe?

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

I Think I'm Tired. Very Tired.

You are getting sleepy. Very very sleepy.


You're darling at 2 AM but....


you're even more darling when you look like this at 2 AM.

3:37 AM: Hey Berks...do you think that tummy sculpting machine thingy ma jigger really works?
(Everything seems cool at 4 AM. Even infomercials.)
Hey kiddo, think you could sport this look around midnight? Mommy will buy you a pony! How bout a car?
Holy crap I have forgotten about a newborns sleeping habits!
Hello? Millionaire life? I would like to order a night nanny. Must sing lullaby's, clean toilets and make breakfast for the family M-F.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Dear Halloween Candy,

Even though you have been welcomed with open arms in our home, it's time for you to go away. You are naughty and you make me eat you. Like a lot of you. And how am I supposed to fit into THESE if I keep indulging? I know the children collected you but who am I kidding...I made them collect it for me. Secretly that is. But now it's time to say good bye.

Good riddance...
XOXO
Mrs. Princess Pookie
P.S. Even though you are 50% off you still are NOT coming back for a visit!

Saturday, October 30, 2010

WALKER'S DINER

Can we take your order?

I'll take an order of this please. I could just eat 'em up!

Poor kid!
Happy Halloween!

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Shoe La La!

My shoe heaven.
I want one of THESE! I also want a closet for one of these babies to fit in.
Talk about "Oh La La"!
Have a SPOOKtacular weekend!

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

What I Can and Can't Do


I Can...
carry a child for nine months
pee every five minutes because I'm carrying a child
wear fat clothes
be uncomfortable
fight heartburn
stay active while preg
cope with psycho emotions that drop out of nowhere
deal with kankles
Give birth NATURALLY. Yep, no drugs my friends. Not by choice mind you. Hell no! My babes just like to come fast. Really fast. It hurt bad. Really really really bad. I am woman hear me roar. Whatever...I cried like a baby.


I Can't...
bowling ball boobs
cramping
maxi pads~yuck!
sore nipples (sorry was that TMI?)
come home from the hospital still looking like I'm 4 mo. preg.~ugh.
wear fat clothes
stay up all night (Last night was ugly. He cried, I cried, he cried, I cried.)
keep up with my normal schedule and a newborn
imagine my life without my precious Berkley (Even if he hurt me really really bad!:D)

I Will...
endure.

It's one thing to have to carry and give birth to a child. It's another to have to deal with all the other crap on top of caring for a newborn. God...I have a bone to pick with you!:D