Go Team Frogger!
Dear Prince Charming,
You're a maniac! Congrats to you on yet another successful completion of an "I think you're crazy" event. Your positive energy (even at 4 am) is inspiring. Your motivation is catchy. However, those tight shorts and unzipped jersey that you're wearing in public might frighten the children.
Love you forever,
Mrs. Princess Pookie
P.S. How's the buttocks? No, I will not massage it!