Did you BLACK FRIDAY it?
If you did I think you're nuts.
I have very strong opinions about the whole Black Friday thing.
Sure, I get it. Lots of bargains and deals to be had. Awesome! Shopping at midnight will all your girly friends. Fun tradition! BUT...
how many of you bought crap that you didn't need but bought because it was on SALE?
Would you have bought it if it wasn't a deal?
That's what I thought. Take the crap back. You don't need it!
You know all those lotions, candles, socks and articles of fleece clothing
you got such a great deal on to give away as gifts?
Well let me break the news to ya, WE DON'T WANT THEM!
(My apologies to those I may have offended. Sorry. Black Friday isn't my thing. Ironic, I know.)
I'm gonna save you A LOT of money this year.
You can thank me later.
Buy yourself that handbag you've been adoring now for months.
Splurge on something a little extra special.
Buy yourself a Christmas dress WITH fancy shoes.
Because the BEST GIFT EVER you can give your kids is free!
It will provide hours of entertainment and has been proven to:
Promote sibling love.
Increase brain power.
What is this FREE gift?
Need a break from your kids? Go get a really big box. It's the best babysitter ever!
Make it a GRRREAT one.
P.S. Hope you all ate yourselves sick over the weekend. Do you feel a little fatter? Me too!