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Oh hi. were you wondering where i have been? probably not really, but i'll tell you anyway. nowhere. absolutely nowhere. (besides taking selfies.) however, this thing called "life"' has been calling me daily and making me do things i don't want to do. like cook dinner, grocery shop, and raise kids. right now at this very moment my lucy is reading to me. see? multitasking...blogging, letting my self tanner dry (P.U. btw)  and being the mother of the year. all at the same time! but, i have no idea what she is reading. quite frankly i don't care. i do not enjoy listening to my children read out loud. nope. i just don't. please don't tell them that. see, mother of the year stuff right there.

so what are we all thinking about the gladiator sandal trend? love? hate? no way? i tried some on. conclusion: pretty cool, but for only for a nordstrom rack sorta purchase in the $40 range. i mean come on now, how often are you really going to pull a pair of these out. it's not like they're everyday wear. phf... (find some here)

the season is upon us...

omg yep!

(and yep again)

omg nope!

unless you're jiggly all over with stretch marks and a belly ring... go for it. 

because a body like that is totally appropriate for a suit like this. apparently.

trust me. i'm trying!

 why do i think i must have these in order for my life

 to continue on?  #igotaluluproblem

(i don't even know what a hashtag is. no really, i don't.)

if only. #myhairsucks

(seriously, what's a hashtag?)

it's been great chatting with you.

see you real soon with more pointless jabber.

xo