Oh hi. were you wondering where i have been? probably not really, but i'll tell you anyway. nowhere. absolutely nowhere. (besides taking selfies.) however, this thing called "life"' has been calling me daily and making me do things i don't want to do. like cook dinner, grocery shop, and raise kids. right now at this very moment my lucy is reading to me. see? multitasking...blogging, letting my self tanner dry (P.U. btw) and being the mother of the year. all at the same time! but, i have no idea what she is reading. quite frankly i don't care. i do not enjoy listening to my children read out loud. nope. i just don't. please don't tell them that. see, mother of the year stuff right there.
the season is upon us...
(and yep again)
unless you're jiggly all over with stretch marks and a belly ring... go for it.
because a body like that is totally appropriate for a suit like this. apparently.
trust me. i'm trying!
why do i think i must have these in order for my life
to continue on? #igotaluluproblem
(i don't even know what a hashtag is. no really, i don't.)
if only. #myhairsucks
(seriously, what's a hashtag?)
it's been great chatting with you.
see you real soon with more pointless jabber.