Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Denimly Distressed

DELIGHTFULLY DISTRESSED DENIM
{And boys will always be boys.}

Why is it that when a small boy runs around with holes in his jeans he looks like he belongs on the other side of the tracks?

Why is it that women (and men) pay hundreds of $$$ to have delightfully distressed holes in their jeans?


Why is it that people assume: "I live in a trailer, wear light up shoes and sport a rat tail"


Why is it that people assume: "I'm a super model, live on the upper West side and can afford to pay someone to wash these jeans for me."


"Joe Dirt's my Daddy"


"Donald Trump's my Daddy"

Things that make you go Hmm???
I say hip hip hooray for distressed denim! And you? Let me guess, you prefer THESE. Mom jeans!

P.S. What the heck are THESE? No, these are not okay unless you are Mary Stuart Masterson in Some Kind of Wonderful.

2 comments:

  1. Caleb wears a pair of jeans that the sitter's dog pounced on him and tore a hole in the back of the left leg. They were cute jeans too, fit him well, weren't worn out... It happened in a place that wasn't a typical wear spot so I distressed his jeans! I patched the hole on the inside, sewed all around it... and made a few more holes, patched them and made it all look like we "intended" for the jeans to look like that. :)

    It's my daughter I have a problem with. She can wear out jeans like nobody's business! And she insists on picking out her own clothes. I'm always worried that she looks homeless. At least she's clean... *shrug*

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  2. I love Some Kind of Wonderful. I wish I was as cool as Watts!

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